Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too:

"All my pwoblems who knows,

maybe evwybody's pwoblems is

due to da fact, due to da awful twuth

dat I am SPIDERMAN. I know. I know.

All da dumb jokes: No flies on you, ha ha,

and da ones about what do I do wit all

doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny

yeah. But you twy being SPIDERMAN

for a month or two. Go ahead. You get

doze cwazy calls fwom da Gubbener

askin you to twap some booglar who's

only twying to wip off color T.V. sets. Now,

what do I cawre about T.V. sets? But I pull

on da suit, da stinkin suit, wit da sucker cups

on da fingers, and get my wopes and wittle

bundle of equipment and den I go flying like

cwazy acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof

top. Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V.

slob and I fall on him and we westle a widdle

until I get him all woped. So big deal. You

tink when you SPIDERMAN der's sometin

big going to happen to you. Well, I tell you

what. It don't happen dat way. Nuttin happens.

Gubbener calls, I go. Bwing him to powice,

Gubbener calls again, like dat over and over.

I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy sometin

excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make my

heart beat at a difwent wate. But den you just

can't quit being sometin like SPIDERMAN.

You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even

buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.

So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.

Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.

Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.

Who knows?"

Isn't that an awesome poem? YES... it is. My brother had to study it or something like that for English... who knows?