I really like hand sanitizer.

Hand Sanititzer is awesome. It makes you all clean so you don't keel over and DIE!!! Yep. What it does is kill the icky blicky germs on my hands. The secret is Tocopheryl Acetate. I like the tiny .5 fl oz. They fit in me pockets.
Acid
Acid is bad
I chill at my pad
Of cheese and stuff
I don't like stiff cuff(s)
And cheese that is tough
And oddly enough
I don't want Dad to die
Cause then I would want to fly
Over into a cheese factory
With cheese satifactory
I would die it all green
That would make me a mean teen on the scene.
Watch your spleen.
I like speakers
And mixing plutonium in beakers
And police would be seekers
For me.
I like candy canes
The red looks like veins
Which don't taste to good
Bad people have hoods
But my car does too
I like tieing my shoe.
The End

Oh, Whoa, how did you manage it???

This a question that I often ask moms. They like control (literal) 4-34 minds at once while remaining sane... or do they? I often think that moms loose their minds after they have a child. Trust me, I know a couple moms and they're all cool, "Sure you can jump off the bridge." But then after a child, "Don't even think about walking on that cement sidewalk, you might trip and fall and DIE!!!" ARGH, they bug me. But they're still cool cause they are nice. I mean look at my mom... Yeah. I'm finally finishing up this blog about a month later. Ooh, learned a couple stuff that happened on my birthday. Wann hear? Okay. September 19 is...
The day that the "Iceman" mummy was discovered. Spet 19, 1921. It was 5300 years old!
A part of Tolkein Week. September 18-24.
The day that the "Flipper" TV series premeried in 1964.
ER came out on Sept. 19, 1994.
A part of National Love Your Files week. Sept 19-23.
And the last one is one I just discovered 2 years ago...
Talk Like A Pirate Day. It is an awesome day.
Yep. So now you know yay!

Ack! Shoes are bad.

Okay, not literaly for all of you girls that are obsessed (I know a few) but dress shoes bug me. I have to go to Bell Square today, I mean, I GET to go. What an honor? But my dress shoes were to big or small so I'm wearing square dancing shoes. Those are cool cause they have elastic bands. Elastic is so cool. I mean, it can get bigger, then smaller, then bigger, it can CHANGE!!! *you hear an angel choir in the background*. I like the jeans with the elastic on it because they fit me better. Since I was 11 I've had those kind. I get them at GapKids. I like that place too. Although I might be considered a "teen" now, that is not my genre. Not by size at least... unless I want to wear ugly shirts that are too tight. Those things bug me. The ones that say, "Tropical Beachland, WA" and then go on about some random place that doesn't even EXIST!!! That is evil. I like to call it false advertising... which is bad. So those shirts should be banned. ooh, I also don't like it when people are unoriginal. That bugs me. They think, oh, I'm so special but they're NOT!!! There, see how special I am? Cheese is good. I like cheese. Except for processed cheese, that smells funny.