Tuesday, January 04, 2005

How to Eat Noodles With Meat Sauce

I have no idea how to spell spagetti. It's such a weird word. But ever wonder how to eat those meals with the super long noodles? Well, here are a couple options:

1. Cut up the noodles with a knife and fork.

2. Wrap the noodles around fork by...
a) Lifting noodles that are wrapped on prongs into the air and then spinning it.
b) Put noodles on prongs and then push tips to spoon. Spin from there.

3. Blowing them up with a nuclear bomb.

4. Just eat them with a fork.

5. Grasp noodles with thumb a pointer finger and bring up to mouth at a 180 degree angle to self.

There, hopefully, I have enlightened your life and changed it too.

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